My daughter wanted to eat tau-fu-fa but we were not planning to go to the place that served it. So i told her it was far away and it was not convenient for us to go there.
For emphasis - and a little bit of dad joke - i said that it was tau-fu-FAR!!!!
Not to be outdone, she responded immediately that we don't have to go eat tau-fu-fa. We can go eat tau-fu-NEAR!!!!!
*Found on her brilliant album, Tapestry. Love this song!