Sorry seems to be the hardest word* - Blue and Elton John

So me mate is mad at me for something i did. What shall i do????

Hhmmm..... got it! I'll just make light about the whole matter, joke bout it, laugh over it and make silly remarks regarding it!

*Later*

OK. That din work too well, did it? What else can i do????

Yes! I'll threaten to commit suicide if he still feels mad at me. That shud work!

*Much later*

He din seem seem to find that amusing either. What is his problem?????

OK. Here's the new game plan - i'll spread the word round among his frens, making it seem to them that he is being totally unreasonable. Maybe tt'll embarrass him sufficiently and he'll forget about the whole matter.

*Much, much later*

Dang. He told his frens the truth and they agree that they'd be mad too if they were in his position.

So how now? Maybe it's just best if i pretend that i din do anything to him. Maybe he'll just forget about it one day and then things will be alrite then.

Maybe not... but what the heck la! What's his freaking problem anyways???? Does he think he's the only fren i have? Why is it that i have to be the one doing everything??? What more can you ask me to do????

*No. 1 in the UK and in Europe for many weeks back in summer of 2002, it's their second single from their second album.